NEW PROSPECTIVE PLAYER APPLICATION FORM

Fill this out completely or you will not be considered as a prospective player of the NDL – NO KIDDING!

** All fields are required **

This is NOT a bar league – You are being considered to join our membership!

If you are considered as a prospective player of the NDL, you will be considered a probationary player for 2 full seasons.

If you act like a dick, you will be thrown out of our club. No questions asked.

If you have a problem with the above statement, please do not fill out this form, and please go back to playing bags in your backyard.

Without a 100% completed form, you will not be considered as a prospective player of the NDL.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HAZING? *
WOULD YOU HAVE A PROBLEM BUYING A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR UP TO 26 MEMBERS OF THE NDL? *
DO YOU HAVE ANY ATTITUDE ISSUES OR ARE YOU CONSIDERED A DICK BY YOUR FRIENDS? *
DO YOU HAVE ANY ISSUE WITH BEING TREATED AS A PROBY AND ALL THAT COMES WITH PROBYDOM? *